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Ignite? Try Explode!

28 Jul

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It was more like an inferno, and not just on stage. The incessant fucking heat was killer. But hey, that’s summer for you.

Ignite was a blast and we were super excited about how many of you came out to support us. Thank you so much!

Despite theVar’s IBS and nerve induced dry heaves, we made it through our presentation at Ignite Denver 7.  Not gonna lie, we were nervous as holy hell.  We got down backstage with some dance moves and that helped calm the nerves a little – but dayumn. That was a big stage. And we’re tiny.

Sport on the left, The Var on the right!

Now, I don’t want to be modest, so I’m just gonna say it. Scoundrels, we burned that bitch down!  We couldn’t have done it without your lovely faces in the audience and watching us online. Thanks again! For those of you who couldn’t make it out last night and missed the stream, we leave you with our favorite slide today.

The Dirty Thirty Dick Graph!

The Jonas Brothers. Baha hahahahahaha

#peepee!

XOXO,

Sport for theVar

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CFP! Help!

27 Jul

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Dearest CFP,

The Var and I have found ourselves in a bit of a pickle.

We submitted a spark for Ignite Denver 7 to talk for 5 minutes about Talk Thirty To Me. Then we realized that we didn’t know what the hell we’re doing. We need confidence, direction and most importantly, the sage advice of CFP.

Help!

XOXO,

Sport and TheVar


Hey!

I thought I told you never to email me agai… oh…OH HEY! My bad… I thought you were Kirk Montgomery.

I gotta be honest with you guys, I have no idea what the fuck Ignite Denver is or if I’d like to be associated with it. Ignite Denver sounds like a mile-high chlamydia epidemic and frankly the last thing I need is a burning sensation when I pee. Who’s running this thing? Are we getting paid? Ask them if they need a web developer. This fucking economy is killing me.

Whoa.. what the fu… 5 fucking minutes?! Go to hell!

P.S. – Seriously though, ask them if they need a web developer.

-CFP

To ID7 or Bust

21 Jul

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We’ve gotta tell ya. If we bust, we’re totally gonna cry. Not just a trickle. We’re talking about a full blown waterfall. We were informed that we made the cut and will be presenting at the Oriental Theater on July 27th. We want to see all of you Scoundrels there. Seriously. Buy your tickets now. RIGHT NOW DAMNIT! Just go here.  (Shameless Plug: We need you to come out. Mostly because no one else is going to think we’re totally rad and funny other than you.  None of you want us to look bad, do you?)

Did we mention there will be live music (The Compilers) at intermission, funny presenters like @2509, and a lot of cool ass people? All of this for just 5 bones. You heard us. Five dollahs. You really can’t shake stick at that. Oh, and you’re going to hear Sport say the most outrageous thing that has ever come out of her mouth. Hmmmm, well at least for those that think she’s innocent. So, yeah. Let’s rally and make Ignite Denver 7 the best night this city has ever seen. Go, go Power Rangers.

Let’s Talk Thirty at Ignite Denver 7

2 Jul

It’s true. Sport and I just submitted a spark idea for Ignite Denver 7 on July 24th. Crazy, huh?! I’ve gotta say, the idea of giving a presentation in front of some of Denver’s most creative and brilliant minds makes me sweat–like, the crotch puddle variety.

I’m picturing this grandiose event where you have to be at the top of your game or else (which includes snickering, jeering, glaring, judging, etc.)! Oh, man. Why did I hit the submit button? Okay. Deep breaths…deep breaths…deep breaths. This is going to be epic. We are going to rock this out.  Besides, we have your support. Or at least we’d better.

Nonetheless, we are hoping to Talk Thirty with a larger population of Denver.  How exciting is that? A whole city of people just like you. Just like us. Here’s what we need from you. Submission cut off is today, and then, the good folks over at Ignite Denver are going to put the spark ideas to a vote. If you want to see TTTM take this discussion to a whole new level, vote! That’s all it takes.

If you want to stay in the know about our pending rock-the-house status you can follow Ignite Denver on Twitter or on Facebook.

And don’t forget to vote!

XOXO

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