Ask Captain Falcon Punch!

Yeah, you heard right! You’ve got a question, The Cap has a fucking awesome answer.  What? You want your friend to see you as a romantic partner and not just one of the guys? Captain Falcon Punch says check this shit out…! Wait. How to get your 34 year old gay friend to come out of the closet? Well as Captain Falcon Punch would say, “Check this shit out…”

So now you have someone to navigate for you through your thirties.  Ask and you shall receive. “Fucking dope right!?!”

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