Facebook breakup math is a load of shit.

23 Sep

 

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Equation:

Boy + Girl = Introduced by me.
Boy + Girl = Break up.
Girl – Boy = – Me?

What the fuck did I do other than give the wench a winning boyfriend, great sex, and well, a chance at finding love? Yet, I’m the one being punished. (Obviously, I’m not over this break up yet.)

When you have friends break up over social media, why do you become collateral damage?

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2 Responses to “Facebook breakup math is a load of shit.”

  1. enyabiznass September 23, 2010 at 11:45 am #

    I worry about this all the time. Not mentioning any names. ;)

  2. TheBoo September 30, 2010 at 3:27 pm #

    Girls are certifiable when they break up with a guy they really liked. Trust me on this one. When she regains her brain you may well regain your friend.

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