Dirty Thirty: Diddle

29 Jul

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By Sara Downey
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Had a conversation with some girlfriends the other day. About sex of course. This time it was masturbation. Did you know that 11% of women surveyed by the Kinsey Institute claim they have never masturbated?

I spend 11% of every single day diddling myself.

And I know that I’m not totally alone on this. After I pulled a muscle in my back doing the deed, I asked people if they had ever had similar injuries. One girl said, “sometimes you have to get athletic.” And another said, “I’ve been in some awkward situations with myself.”

Glad to know I’m not the only one with masturbation related back injuries.

Back to that 11%! Whoa, that’s a hard number for me to swallow.

Now I’m curious.

How many of you get down wit ‘cho bad self?


8 Responses to “Dirty Thirty: Diddle”

  1. theVar July 29, 2010 at 7:59 pm #

    Wait. Sport, there’s something that’s hard for you to swallow. Get the F out of D. Someone’s out of practice.

  2. Sport July 29, 2010 at 8:03 pm #

    Quiet down, chile. It’s a stress reliever. Ladies? Don’t hang me out to dry here…

  3. Dulce July 29, 2010 at 8:03 pm #

    I’d love to comment on this, but I have to go take care of bidness now.

    Hey. It’s the same principle as food cravings. You mention steak, I gotta have steak. Mention masturbation, well…

  4. Amber July 30, 2010 at 9:47 am #

    Man, I feel sorry for those poor broads. Nothing beats a long, hot shower and a bit of self-lovin’. Like, on a daily basis. Seriously. I’ve known this for DECADES.

    And how do you expect another person to be able to get you off if you can’t even do it yourself? I have learned so much on my own. That shit should be mandatory. Mandatory!

    • Shel July 30, 2010 at 1:49 pm #

      I love it so much that I made two of my BFFs go on Denver Porn Store Tour 2010 two weekends ago.
      But clearly, I love myself better and with more zest then most boys (and girls) have. I’m zesty.

  5. Chinky July 31, 2010 at 7:26 pm #

    Makes me wonder how recent the stats for that are. 11% in 2010? Really? Or are they just lying because they’re too shy to admit to it?

    And of course, I masturbate. I even have toys for that sort of stuff.


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